The All

Description:

The All is a large black hole located at the center of the universe. It is theorized that The All is a hivemind and is always located at the center of all universes. The All is a being the takes and keeps all knowledge and transends boundaries. The All is not capable of traditional speech, but it can potentially communicate through computers, though it has never done this so this is unproven. Despite being capable of consuming everything in existance, The All's danger is low due to the slowness of consumption.

Directing viewers to a displayed contact number, The Infomercial Salesman assumes the role of a call recipient within the infomercial, insisting on payment before delivering the desired product. The nature of the requested payment varies greatly, ranging from peculiar but harmless items to morally objectionable acts. Instances of payment have included food, objects, currency, weapons, and even instances of widespread loss of life. Curiously, no discernible connection exists between the payment demanded and the feasibility or extremity of the desired product itself.

Once the stipulated price has been fulfilled, the product materializes, fulfilling the viewer's most profound desires or needs, regardless of their nature or apparent impossibility. The entity's characteristics include androgyny, a lack of sexual or romantic orientation, and an absence of recognizable human or animalistic desires or needs, apart from sporadic instances of consuming sustenance, albeit infrequently. When queried about its nature, The Infomercial Salesman typically responds with either "An angel" or "The Infomercial Salesman."

Viewers who decline the entity's offer invariably experience a lapse in memory concerning their encounter. Furthermore, individuals who attempt to employ the acquired "product" as a means to detect or locate The Infomercial Salesman report experiencing only visual and auditory disturbances, leading to their subsequent disappearance after a few days.